Baseball Quotes · Page 123

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

— Jerry Coleman

“boys who had been born on third base and thought they hit a triple (as my mother often quoted),”

— Anonymous

God knocks the ball out of the park and I get to run the bases.

— Monty Williams

You've just got to enjoy every single moment that you spend on the baseball field.

— Carlos Correa

[Clayton Kershaw ] is intense. He's a competitor.He's extremely fun to play behind.

— Chase Utley

Once you get the hang of how all this works, it's no biggie. It's baseball, man. It's baseball.

— Joe Maddon

There's a lot of things more than baseball that I want to do.

— Mariano Rivera

I spent a lot of my childhood growing up in Oklahoma, where I wrestled and played baseball.

— Johny Hendricks

In baseball I was able to emulate a lot of different things because I did it growing up, but I go about…

— John Smoltz

Ice your arm, after a start, pitchers will put the ice bag on their elbow and their shoulder. Makes no sense. It…

— Trevor Bauer

I feel like if you can make the routine plays as consistent as you can, and you end up with a couple…

— Marcus Semien

When I hear about being one of the greatest third basemen of all time, that stuff is literally in one ear and…

— Nolan Arenado

It's all so similar, all the different WAG sports - whether it be baseball, basketball, football, so I'm sure that soccer is…

— Kelly Kelly

I love Denver. There's not a better place to hit, better place to play. I'm a West Coast guy, so I like…

— Garrett Atkins

It used to be just fielding percentage, now it's both. Do you make every play that you're supposed to make? And do…

— Marcus Semien

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball, the rules and realities of the game -…

— Jacques Barzun

It's always an honor to work with the Twins Community Fund and be a part of all the good that they do.…

— Ron Gardenhire

I hope that the biggest change in the game is that people are saying that Major League Baseball owns the next generation.…

— Rob Manfred

“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber,…

— Ron Shelton

My goal on Earth is not to win a World Series or be the best baseball player who ever lived. That simply…

— David Murphy

Sometimes I'll be confident and go into a shop and say, "Hello, yeah, all right," and then the next day, if someone…

— Ricky Gervais

Five days after the Tsarnaev brothers blew up Boston's most sacred event, and just 24 hours after one brother was killed and…

— Bill Simmons

Certain guys are like relief pitchers; they come off the bench, they don’t know when they’re playing – you come in and…

— Marshall Faulk

Don't compare me to Babe Ruth. God gave me the opportunity and the ability to be here at the right time, at…

— Sammy Sosa

Hey, hitting is hard-if you make good pitches that aren't elevated in the zone, you're going to have success.

— Eli Manning

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

— Louis Tomlinson

They should move 1st base back a foot to avoid all those close plays

— John Lowenstein

I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.

— Woody Allen

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.

— Earl Wilson

The pitch is the most important thing for us: not the words, not on paper.

— Antonio Conte

She'll be evaluated like any other Double-A umpire. Major League Baseball has never attempted to influence our decision

— Mike Fitzpatrick

There are more people killed with baseball bats and hammers than are killed with guns.

— Paul Broun

Derek Jeter always felt like New York: the good-looking single guy for all those years. He felt like a Yankee.

— Colin Cowherd

It (baseball) has no clock, no ties and no Liberal intrusions into the organized progression.

— George Will

It's amazing what you can do in this game with a heart and a brain

— Buddy Bell

The biggest thing I want is for the hitter coming up behind me to get a good pitch to hit.

— Johnny Damon

I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.

— Rich Donnelly

Pitching just felt like the most natural thing in the world.

— George Herman

This is baseball, this is in my blood, this is what I grew up with.

— Ernie Johnson Jr

If the shortstop makes an error, I am responsible. I let the batter hit the ball.

— Pedro Martinez