Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar! — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
When killing them with kindness doesn't work, I hear a baseball bat is really effective. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to end darkness you cannot beat it with a baseball bat, you have to turn on a light. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. — Evel Knievel Copy Share Image
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat. — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
A brilliant idea without action is like Mark McGwire playing baseball without a bat. — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind. — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
“Please tell me that’s a baseball bat in your pocket and not your cock. Because if that is mini-Fear, I think it’s… — River Mitchell Copy Share Image
They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
“In case you hadn’t noticed, there isn’t any heat in this place.” Nolan set the baseball bat aside and moved to the… — Debbie Macomber Copy Share Image
A baseball bat could not have hit me harder than that smile did. I was sixteen years old. In that time, how… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
“I really wasn't sure if I wanted this guy knowing where I lived. After all, he was wielding a baseball bat, and… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. And actually, most of the bats… — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
“If I had a baseball bat and bulldozer, maybe I could stop him. But without real weapons, without a pistol, a man-eating… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I reached down and picked up a baseball bat at my feet and I flung it as hard as it could. It… — Laura Anderson Kurk Copy Share Image
“A little boy went out to the backyard to play with a baseball bat and a ball. He said to himself, “I… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat. — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
You know I could get hit with a baseball bat and it don't mean nothing. — Jorge Masvidal Copy Share Image
“The sensation of a baseball bat to the face was not any more pleasant when it came from an unexpected direction, without… — John C. Wright Copy Share Image
He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair, pissing him off was the smart thing to do... — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no-hitter! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“You can rationalise a baseball bat, but it still drastically changes the shape of your head. Three” — Jason Arnopp Copy Share Image
You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball… — Joey Jordison Copy Share Image
