“So, Maximus the Fellatio Trainer — how does your prick feel about scratchy barbarian beards?” Lucius Petronius” — JP Kenwood Copy Share Image
“(First Barbarian): whats the difference between a lord and a barbarian? (second Barbarian): As little as a week!” — Larry Gonick Copy Share Image
I didn't know how to be any other way. I felt like one of those barbarian kings just coming to conquer the… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Civilization largely consists in hiding human nature. When the barbarian learns to hide it we account him enlightened. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“My honourable barbarian. I wouldn’t have picked that as your type.’ ‘Type?’ ‘A pretty face, a devious mind and a ruthless nature.’… — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
“The barbarian loves his own pride, and hates, or disbelieves in, the pride of others. I will be a civilized being, I… — Karen Blixen Copy Share Image
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“But I want her, I must have her, I shall die if I do not get her - false, proud, black-hearted daughter… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
