Banter Quotes · Page 3

“Yeah. Of course I can do simple math. I graduated high school, ya know.” “What an accomplishment. No one has ever done…

— S.A. Stovall

I wasn't a regular, avid 'Bones' fan, but I'd certainly seen it. I liked the banter; I liked the people and that…

— Geoff Stults

“Fuck you!” “Right here?” He crossed his arms. “That definitely wouldn’t help your getting over me.”

— Stacey Marie Brown

Oh God, Oh God we’re all gonna die doesn’t really fit the definition of banter, now does it?

— Lilith Saintcrow

“[Arthur to Merlin] I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.”

— FayJay

I've never been too comfortable with the whole between-song-banter thing.

— Michael Penn

I'm used to locker room banter, and I can have fun with that side of things.

— Colton Underwood

“I figured it was probably best for me to leave that bicycle back there for a real emergency.”

— Suzanne Brockmann

“Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet." Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything."…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

My inspiration was my mom. She's a great cook, and she still cooks, and we still banter back and forth about cooking.…

— Emeril Lagasse

“Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said. Derek gave him a withering look. "Desandra is a mother, Robert is married,…

— Ilona Andrews

“It's Keun. He wants to be put on speaker. He's being weird." "Fancy that," said the Duke. "Next you'll tell me that…

— John Green

I don't banter with the audience, cause I don't have anything to say to them, and I'm not feeling any sense of…

— Dan Bejar

What I love in television is when you have the banter between the presenters, that's what makes a really good programme. That's…

— Isa Guha

“you're afraid?" "Of course not!" "Good" Reven slapped him in the back. "Faint heart, never win fair lady!" "Dead heart never won…

— Sage Blackwood

I always felt, as a listener at a show, that when there was too much banter between the artist and the audience…

— Ray LaMontagne

“You're only going to tire yourself out trying. Best to quit while you're ahead. That way, no one gets hurt.' 'How very…

— Jaida Jones

“Forceful little thing, aren’t you?” “You have no idea. So we doing this or not?” Those lush lips twitched. “Let me get…

— Gena Showalter

The majority of my background is multi-camera format, which is very broad and a very arch perception of reality. Whereas single camera…

— Matt LeBlanc

“We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?" "What, bored with my company already?" "Let me ask you…

— Cassandra Clare

“I quite enjoy the banter actually. I mean, you don't meet many females who can come back at you as fast as…

— Poppet

“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry. "Of course I…

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“No walking! No standing, no bending, no moving, no accessing the Shadow Roads, nothing . You don't swim for an hour after…

— Seanan McGuire

“Roarke: "I'll drop you." Eve: "No, better I catch a cab or take the underground. This guy sees me show up in…

— J.D. Robb

“Are you a murderer?" "That depends, are you one of those animal activist[s] that believe meat is murder?”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Sometime bad self-esteem is just good common sense" Cloris Leachman, Spanglish”

— Kristen Wasyliszyn

A certain luxury when you get to writing a novel is to have the space to have your characters just banter.

— David Benioff

“Jimmy was in a league of his own when it came to puerile, half-pissed badinage.”

— Jamie Holoran

“I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues. “You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces…

— R.S. Burnett

“Silver Avalanche coming up the driveway," calls Jeffrey from upstairs. "What are you, security?" I call back.”

— Cynthia Hand

“Get a grip. You're pricklier than a feral cat," he said, sitting up. "Too bad for you, I'm not in heat," I…

— Tiffany King

I did get the nickname 'craptain' from the Yorkshire dressing room. A bit of banter which I thought was quite funny.

— Joe Root

Sometimes things are said on the pitch that people won't see at home. There's a bit of banter on the pitch as…

— Danny Welbeck

Our brains are being destroyed by the constant ability to have banter burbling away in our pockets.

— Ivo Graham

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

— Stephen Fry

It's always nice to have the young boys in; they give a little bit of banter. But it's important to have the…

— Dwight Gayle

“...Most attackers aren't going to be dissuaded by a witty remark." "That's profiling," said Mattheus. "Maybe they're Oscar Wilde fans." "He did…

— Amy Fecteau

I don't think it is wrong to have a bit of banter with refs. My Dad would always manage games by talking…

— Neil Warnock

“Just get up. What's your name, kid?" "G-man" "I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say…

— Tad Williams

I hate having to do small talk. I'd rather talk about deep subjects. I'd rather talk about meditation, or the world, or…

— Ellen DeGeneres