It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.” — Lance Manion Copy Share Image
“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running. — Jobriath Copy Share Image
Breakfast is a battle. I never feel like eating, but I have now found my way to porridge. I have it with… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
Home-made smoothies are a great way of satisfying a sweet tooth. Adding in things like frozen banana will make it taste super… — Ella Woodward Copy Share Image
Just made eye contact with someone while he was eating a banana. It was all fine until he smiled... Don't tell him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.” — Jane Grigson Copy Share Image
Apple: I look like a football. Lemon: I look like a rugby ball. Banana: Can we change the subject please? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have a chef for my main meals, but when he's not there, rather than go to the store and grab chips,… — Le'Veon Bell Copy Share Image
The broccoli says I look like small tree The mushroom says I look like an umbrella The walnut says I look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
I have the same thing every day. I find it comforting. I have a banana, but I can never eat the whole… — Brandon Flowers Copy Share Image
I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some… — Gabriela Isler Copy Share Image
Treated more like a vegetable than a fruit, plantains can be prepared in various ways depending on their stage of ripeness. Just… — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
Before the military coup in Chile, we had the idea that military coups happen in Banana Republics, somewhere in Central America. It… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
He must understand that if he is the world's finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the… — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
Indeed it is possible to stand with one foot on the inevitable 'banana peel' of life with both eyes peering into the… — Douglas Fairbanks Copy Share Image
Our courts must send a clear signal that India is not a banana republic where foreign companies can be invited to loot… — Prashant Bhushan Copy Share Image
Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Most raw fooders don't embrace fruit, instead they embarrass it. by stripping the avocado down to fats and proteins, they paint a… — Mango Wodzak Copy Share Image
“The damage United Fruit had done to Latin America was beyond imaginable and, even as the Cavendish shift occurred, beyond healing. The… — Dan Koeppel Copy Share Image
“..he went to the kitchen to get a banana; after each mouthful he pulled back a fraction the four or five strips… — Jean Echenoz Copy Share Image
“In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“you can’t judge a banana by the outside. The outside of the banana might be all bruised and discolored and look really… — Brad Cohen Copy Share Image
“How do you think we smart we realy are? If the whole world, economic, and everything around us, is based on one… — VicDo Copy Share Image
“Your love is different from mine. What I mean is, when you close your eyes, for that moment, the center of the… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
