Banana Peel Quotes

“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...”

— James Patterson

If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.

— Nicky Santoro

“One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel...”

— Stephen King

His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.

— Charlotte Curtis

“A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it’s for innuendo.
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— Jarod Kintz

“slipped on a cognitive banana peel”

— Daniel H. Pink

I've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.

— Ralphie May

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

— Clifton Fadiman

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

— Elvis Presley

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and…

— Danny DeVito

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana…

— Diane Lane

During a fight with Anderson Silva, I slipped on an imaginary banana peel.

— Forrest Griffin

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.

— Robert Fulghum

'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's…

— Nora Ephron

I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up.

— Melchor Lim

People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel…

— Chris Farley

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel,…

— Nora Ephron

I like getting my hand raised and I'll take it any way I can get it. Slipping on a banana peel, by…

— Benson Henderson

“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my penis and eat cat…

— Jarod Kintz

“you can’t judge a banana by the outside. The outside of the banana might be all bruised and discolored and look really…

— Brad Cohen