“Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man -- trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just about anywhere you go.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share Image
“that secret entrance deep between her thighs clenched like the mouth of a drawstring purse.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“Only you could take one of my worst character faults and turn it into a virtue.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you… — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“Interesting outfit.” Clearly unabashed, she merely glanced down at herself, slicked long-fingered, bloodred-tipped hands over her hips and thighs. Then laughed low in her… — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man --… — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing,… — Susan Andersen Copy Share
What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation. — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own… — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“You really are young, aren't you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—people'll say anything in the heat of the moment.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.” — Susan Andersen Copy Share
“Why didn't anyone ever drop by unexpectedly when she was dressed to kill?” — Susan Andersen Copy Share
