I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam! — Graham Chapman Copy Share Image
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among… — Graham Chapman Copy Share
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother… — Graham Chapman Copy Share
Oh, you're in television! That's interesting. No, I mean, the word television is interesting. It's a hybrid, you see: tele- comes from the greek,… — Graham Chapman Copy Share
All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person. — Graham Chapman Copy Share
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love. — Graham Chapman Copy Share
Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "Then what's that?" "Oh come on, pansy! — Graham Chapman Copy Share
I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. — Graham Chapman Copy Share
