I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync. — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked. — John Fugelsang Copy Share
Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times. — John Fugelsang Copy Share
Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay. — John Fugelsang Copy Share
I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested… — John Fugelsang Copy Share
I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic,… — John Fugelsang Copy Share
Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church. — John Fugelsang Copy Share
We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel. — John Fugelsang Copy Share
The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons. — John Fugelsang Copy Share
The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV. — John Fugelsang Copy Share
I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to… — John Fugelsang Copy Share
Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.' — John Fugelsang Copy Share
I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out, — John Fugelsang Copy Share
Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ. — John Fugelsang Copy Share
