Backsides Quotes

This [my backside] is still very, very big.

— Renee Zellweger

Gossip is the foul smell from the Devil's backside.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

Celebritys a pain in the backside - youre always on display.

— Rupert Graves

They've kicked our backsides, we've got to lick our wounds...

— Steve Bruce

Faces can lie. Backsides can't.

— Yoko Ono

So remember it, lad. If your head thinks up mischief, your backside's going to pay for it. Brian Fraser to young Jamie

— Diana Gabaldon

As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and – you may say – its backside.

— Pippa Middleton

Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside.

— Ludwig van Beethoven

My backside and my privates. I’m stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it.

— Robert Newton Peck

I think that if politics is just about getting your backside on important seats, then it's a pretty worthless endeavor.

— Chris Patten

A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles.

— Hans Wegner

The human backside is a dimension architects seem to have forgotten.

— William H. Whyte

Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

— Alan Brazil

I suppose I am a snob. I loathe towns. I loathe townspeople. They have small minds and giant backsides. Which is to…

— Kami Garcia

If you turned the fabric of our lives over, I imagined the design on the backside would be woven in the bleak…

— Stephenie Meyer

I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside…

— Jim Glennon

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its…

— Jeremy Clarkson

I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that. And for my daughter,…

— Kate Winslet

There's something evil in me that loves evil and degradation--purity's black backside! That loves honesty with a horrid love; or why have…

— Djuna Barnes

I am the passenger, I stay under glass. I look through my window so bright, I see the stars come out tonight.…

— Iggy Pop

I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get…

— Jay Kay

I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt…

— Anonymous

Rather than argue, Amanda smiled at him. “And then what will you do while your son or daughter is in charge of…

— Lisa Kleypas

What I fear and desire most in this world is passion. I fear it because it promises to be spontaneous, out of…

— Anonymous

You know what we pride ourselves on that - although I wouldn't mind if my backside was a little smaller. But look…

— Kate DeAraugo

You're not built for riding, either," Horace added. "I'd say more saddle sore than homesick." Svenal sighed ruefully, shifting his buttocks for…

— John Flanagan

Ancient history has an air of antiquity. It should be more modern. It is written as if the specator should be thinking…

— Henry David Thoreau

Two years after my mother died, my father fell in love with a glamorous blonde Ukrainian divorcée. He was eighty-four and she…

— Marina Lewycka

“God,” she cried, “what is love? Man seeking his own head? The human head, so rented by misery that even the teeth…

— Djuna Barnes

There is my father whispering in my ear, Be still still still. And yet you change everything. What was the marsh like,…

— Paul Harding

All events are linked together in the best of possible worlds; after all, if you had not been driven from a fine…

— Voltaire

God,' she cried, 'what is love? Man seeking his own head? The human head, so rented by misery that even the teeth…

— Djuna Barnes

If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine

— David Lloyd

Well, if you're talking about perfection, I'll show you the image of my backside.

— Onew

Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow.

— Frank Delaney

A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary.

— Helmut Krone

My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a…

— Alan Sugar

When you're in politics sometimes you step on toes and they come back and kick you in the backside.

— Steve Bartlett

If Carrie Ford wins the National I'll bare my backside to the wind, and let everyone kick it.

— Ginger McCain

“They have small minds and giant backsides. Which is to say, what they lack in interiors they make up in posteriors.”

— Kami Garcia