I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting... — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
“Sometimes I lie awake ay night, and I wonder, "is life like golf or is it more like baseball?" Then a voice comes to… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you? — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share
