“you can’t let your employees work from home out of fear they’ll slack off without your supervision, you’re a babysitter, not a… — Jason Fried Copy Share Image
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I clip hand sanitizer to my purse. I used to be a babysitter back in the day, so I got germaphobic. — Adrienne C. Moore Copy Share Image
I suddenly realized that a bunch of my friends needed babysitters and vowed to start screening my calls. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin Copy Share Image
“If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.” — Dorothy Gambrell Copy Share Image
Imagination They say adults have no imagination. Not true. Just instead of dinosaurs and spaceships, they imagine silence and the new babysitter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’ll be a great babysitter. I already know Rule #1: Don’t give coins to toddlers unless you enjoy sifting through what used… — Wendy Mass Copy Share Image
I was brought up bilingual, but there came a point where my mom went back to work and I got a white… — Michael Trevino Copy Share Image
I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
Food is a big part of my culture, so everyone knows how to cook. When I came to America and asked a… — Isabella Rossellini Copy Share Image
At times it seems as if you're a glorified babysitter with these guys, but they're all really good people. You just want… — Gerad Adams Copy Share Image
It is a fundamental truth that the responsibilities of motherhood cannot be successfully delegated. No, not to day-care centers, not to schools,… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
“It is a curious fact that small boys are more terrified of their babysitters than small girls are. In part, this is… — John Connolly Copy Share Image
Most of the things that I remember from childhood wouldn't make a particularly good story: rescuing worms during rainstorms, our schnauzer attacking… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
We're in an era where they've sanitized home life in movies to such a degree that there is a certain home life… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
I look young. I heard this said so often that it became irritating. I once worked as a babysitter for a woman… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
Why don't we pay more attention to who our farmers are? We would never be as careless choosing an auto mechanic or… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting... — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I would never put a video in front of my kid. While I don't use videos as a babysitter, they have come… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
I love cooking and having people over and it means you don't have to get a babysitter. — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
When I grew up, we had no babysitters and nobody every observed us. People don't parent like that today. They're very hands-on;… — Brett Morgen Copy Share Image
Africa is like a child that immediately cries for its babysitter when something goes wrong. Africa should stand on its own two… — James Shikwati Copy Share Image
My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I know how hard it is to get a babysitter, get dressed and go out again after work. I'm like, right, I… — Rob Beckett Copy Share Image
I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-school, or when I… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
Many times we talk about the people that have come to enjoy the show. They went through a lot to get here,… — John Petrucci Copy Share Image
Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I grew up not understanding what was true and what was not true. It gave me a sense of unreality. I was… — Carly Simon Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, if there was a Young Adult section of my town's library, I missed it. I wandered right… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
There are times when, for many years, I've been irrelevant - and it was OK! I had my moment. No one is… — Andy Kim Copy Share Image
I first became a vegetarian when I was nine, in response to an argument made by a radical babysitter. My great change… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I was born in Las Vegas and my babysitter was a female Elvis Presley impersonator. My first memory is being in her… — Jenny Lewis Copy Share Image
It was not easy for my mother, being a struggling actress and raising a child. We were these two sort of vagabonds,… — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
![“I grew up not understanding what was true and what was not true. It gave me a sense of unreality. I was told that this man [mom's lover] was not my mother's lover - when he was. I was told he was there as a male babysitter for my brother so that he would learn sports and other manly things.” quote by Carly Simon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be5/carly-simon-9969_babysitter_i-grew-up-not-understanding-what-was-tru_666648.jpg)
