My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“Like young fern shoots my child's fingers curled. I did not expect, in the fifth month, frost.” — Lian Hearn Copy Share Image
There's no denying it: I was a crappy baby who failed his way into this world, and I've been making the best… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
Most every book I bring into the world is like birthing a baby; it's a lot of effort! — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I can't wait to have kids; I just can't wait to hold a baby in my arms. — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I… — Nate Dogg Copy Share Image
Every morning I wake up and see my beautiful wife is like a gift. She gave me the gift of love and… — Dean McDermott Copy Share Image
Getting back into shape [after bringing twing] was challenging, like it is for anybody who has a baby. The first few pounds… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
As for facial hair, I think I decided it was a good look after graduate school. I always shave it myself and… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want… — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
The reason the church doesn't deal with some of these questions about Heaven is they're afraid of the answers! If you could… — David Berg Copy Share Image
My pacifism came after I joined the army and was shipped over to Korea. There was a little one-room orphanage there called… — Utah Phillips Copy Share Image
Gail had a baby named Ned who was four months old, and a new look of baffled hurt, a left-behind sadness, like… — Daniel Woodrell Copy Share Image
The human race is just getting started… The cerebral cortex is only a hundred thousand years old. It's still a baby, sucking… — Ellen Gilchrist Copy Share Image
In modern consumer society, the attack on mother-child eroticism took its total form; breastfeeding was proscribed and the breasts reserved for the… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
I'm not gangly; I'm very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I'll… — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
“Nie entschuldigen, Baby. Nie reden. Blumen schicken. Ohne Brief. Nur Blumen. Die decken alles zu. Sogar Gräber.” — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Those of you who have the talent to do honor to poor womanhood, have all given yourself over to baby-making. . . — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
Please don't bite baby, I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady... She let me hide my weed in her… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Haha I love you so much. Your awesome. And your my baby no one else's :) <333333 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you gotta go you gotta know I might go crazy Here without you baby — Billy Currington Copy Share Image
I love babies. I could take care of them for all the days of my life and I'd be happy. It is… — Bianca Balti Copy Share Image
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth. — Jaden Smith Copy Share Image
Japanese is a baby talk - very, very hard to read, very, very, easy to talk. ... A very faint kind of language. — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
I gave you a wrist watch, baby, and you wouldn't even give me the time of day. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
I seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs...the beauty of life pain, pain never lasts. — J Cole Copy Share Image
I get it, I get it. I get it, I get it. Your hustle don't ever go unnoticed baby, I'm wit you,… — Drake Copy Share Image
First and foremost, I loved basketball. My dad introduced me to basketball when I was a baby. — Lauren Wasser Copy Share Image
For Bryan and me, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were our first baby. And your first baby is always special. — Joel Glazer Copy Share Image
Babies change things, open doors you thought were shut, close others. Make you into something you never been. — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
Baby you know I'm gonna take care of you. Cause you say you got my baby, and I know it ain't true. — Old Dirty Bastard Copy Share Image
We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment to us, as we are for him. — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
“I still can't see my life with anyone but you. I still love you Harper, baby included.” — Molly McAdams Copy Share Image
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
A woman relinquishes her unfettered right to control her own body when her actions cause the conception of a baby — Dennis Richardson Copy Share Image
“Oh God, my poor baby... she's just as fucked up as I am. I love it!” — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
My stage name is actually my nickname given to me by my dad when I was a baby. — OMI Copy Share Image