Baby Quotes · Page 77

“You know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait that sounds fucked up.”

— John Green

“TIRING FACTS OF INFANT SLEEP Babies enter sleep through REM sleep; they need help to go to sleep.”

— William Sears

Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.

— Anonymous

Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain.

— Billie Holiday

What Death protects can't be harmed and baby, you're the only thing I protect - Dank, Predestined

— Abbi Glines

Baby kicking...he's keeping me up all night. Guess he's getting me ready for parenthood

— Tamera Mowry

Motherhood is an essential, difficult, and full-time job. Women who do not wish to be mothers should not have babies.

— Edward Abbey

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

— Jerry Coleman

“He would not want to sound like a haunted man; he would not want to sound as though he was calling from…

— Gish Jen

Some women can go 12 cycles of IVF and not have a problem. They love babies. They want to have a baby…

— Lisa Stansfield

We begin life with loss. We are cast from the womb without an apartment, a charge plate, a job or a car.…

— Judith Viorst

It is well for us that we are born babies in intellect. Could we understand half what mothers say and do to…

— Augustus William Hare

There is nothing like waking up at six in the morning and changing a baby's nappy to bring you face to face…

— Tony Blair

I never wanted to be the person snapping back into shape after a baby. I never wanted to do that, it was…

— Gemma Atkinson

When we do 'Sports Illustrated,' it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel,…

— Chrissy Teigen

“I want to have your baby.” She’d never seen anyone’s jaw drop before, but Sean’s did. All the color drained from his…

— Roxy Wilson

Never will a time come when the most marvelous recent invention is as marvelous as a newborn child.

— Carl Sandburg

I can’t imagine it now, but I must’ve been innocent at some time in my life. A baby don’t just get itself…

— Charles de Lint

Baby, baby. Baby don't leave me ooh, please don't leave all by myself.

— Jenni Rivera

I just drink regular drip coffee, but I'm kind of a coffee baby.

— Samin Nosrat

Editing while you're writing is like strangling the baby in the crib.

— Quincy Jones

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

— Chris Ramsey

“We are all cynics now, I suppose, and even a mewling infant knows that to save a life is to make an…

— Paul Hoffman

“Since taking are of one small baby is the hardest job on earth, I am constantly late, as I am today.”

— Sally Koslow

So when I'm in that teddy bear suit, I'm like a creepy, sexy baby.

— Miley Cyrus

When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why?

— Jodi Picoult

We gotta get out while we're young, 'cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

— Bruce Springsteen

I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby…

— Jessica Capshaw

I didn't have any problem bonding with Honey, but I was plagued with insecurities about my ability to bring up my baby.

— Gail Porter

She didn't want to let go of him, or the baby, but sometimes life made you give up what you loved most.

— Danielle Steel

I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.

— Susan Boyle

When you are abandoned by two parents as a baby - wow, that is something to live with.

— Marion Cotillard

Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion

— Helen Rowland

Potential," I said, "doesn't mean a thing. You've got to do it. Almost every baby in a crib has more potential than…

— Charles Bukowski

GaGa is a digital baby - that's how they communicate. There cant be any layers between the artists and their fans.

— Troy Carter

I want to stop and thank you baby, how sweet it is to be loved by you.

— Marvin Gaye

I'm a huge Dirty Dancing fan. I feel like I should be reading [William] Shakespeare, but I'm watching Baby not be in…

— Ava DuVernay

After 'Baby Doll,' I did some Westerns. I would try to do something so far away from 'Baby Doll.'

— Carroll Baker

The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas.

— Mary Margaret McBride

Because we are all poets or babies in the middle of the night, struggling with being.

— Martin Amis