I could do without 'cool' publications calling me 'mom jazz.' But I laughed all the way to the bank, baby. — Norah Jones Copy Share Image
It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Baby, this town rips the bones from our back it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap. We got to get out… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
Only in Paris do couture workers, from seamstress to mannequin, worship a dress and treat it like a baby. — Pierre Balmain Copy Share Image
Creativity needs to be taken care of. It's like a big baby that needs to be nourished. — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
I took a long time off to have my baby and spend time with my family. — Kelly Preston Copy Share Image
Watching teething babies is like watching over a thermonuclear reactor-it is best done in shifts, by well-rested people. — Anthony Doerr Copy Share Image
This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I stand on the sidewalk watching it because the responsibility is mine and I must, I take a very firm hold on… — Grace Abbott Copy Share Image
I brought home a baby without telling [husband John McCain], and he not only took it in stride but loved it, immediately… — Cindy McCain Copy Share Image
People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
The look that passes between Jeffrey and Kimber right then feels like it requires a swell of cheesy music in the background.… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
You know — we've had to imagine the war here, and we have imagined that it was being fought by aging men… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I tried one [lavash], just because, I was like, "I should know what it is," once I got the part. And it's… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
“She has that voraciousness about children. She swoops in on them. Even I, in public was a beloved child. She'd parade me… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
![“I brought home a baby without telling [husband John McCain], and he not only took it in stride but loved it, immediately embracing Bridget, who shares John's very dry sense of humor, so she and her dad do pretty well together. If I hadn't taken Bridget out, I think she would have become a…” quote by Cindy McCain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b1/cindy-mccain-16878_baby_i-brought-home-a-baby-without-telling-hu_582080.jpg)
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