I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby. — James Rollins Copy Share Image
There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
before I could read, almost a baby, I imagined that God, this strange thing or person I heard about, was a book. — Jean Rhys Copy Share Image
“She picked up a handheld grenade launcher, cradling it like a baby.” — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
The firsts go away - first love, first kiss, first baby. You have to create new ones. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
Since having the babies, I realize that 90 percent of losing weight is my diet. — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
When you approach your baby with an attitude of respect, you let him know what you intend to do and give him… — Magda Gerber Copy Share Image
If she'd spaced her children out and had eleven babies in eleven years, she would have been no better than her own… — Sheri Holman Copy Share Image
Being a father, well, I don't know if this is a change, but it makes me want to get out of here… — Richard Dean Anderson Copy Share Image
The black and white lemur, the one that relaxes on that branch, they actually have day care, like kindergartens; where all the… — Patricia Wright Copy Share Image
As you may know, KFC is under worldwide pressure to eliminate its cruelest abuses of chickens, such as cutting the beaks off… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Can you be happy with the movies, and the ads, and the clothes in the stores, and the doctors, and the eyes… — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
