I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our babies cried when we left them and we cry when they leave us. Echoes. Proud almost to arrogance then, we pushed… — Marlena De Blasi Copy Share Image
Some people are so afraid of losing their individuality. Wouldn't it be better for the pig to lose his pig-individuality if he… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I first became aware of Lao Gan Ma chile crisp at a potluck baby shower in 2016, where a friend brought a… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
I might sound crazy about this but, years ago, my mom told me: "We almost died when you were born. Both of… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
Let the child see Mama and Daddy both at least once a day. Never quarrel or argue in front of a baby… — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
Memory, faith, and the natural world as both witness to the cycle of human life and healer to a questioning heart are… — Eleanor Lerman Copy Share Image
Unborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at… — Sam Brownback Copy Share Image
Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his monster acne, and Thomas here'll actually… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“Just about the time I had my first baby, Cornelia had hers; but there were six of them, to my one. It… — Elizabeth von Arnim Copy Share Image
So if you see a star and he needs a little money So come on baby give it to him this isn't… — Brad Sherwood Copy Share Image
Names are hard. I have a library of What to Name Your Baby books, and I’m always picking up new books, and… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
I have never observed even the slightest laceration in a woman who used clitoral stimulation as a relaxation method during birth. Clitoral… — Ina May Gaskin Copy Share Image
There are moments when you love babies, and you're like, "God, they are the reason why we exist." Then they start crying,… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
I'm a huge advocate of prayer. I've been praying since I was fifteen years old and the doctor told me I was… — Cathy Hughes Copy Share Image
I know being pregnant and giving birth is the most wonderful thing on Earth. I know that after you have a baby,… — Janine di Giovanni Copy Share Image
The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum… — Gary Lucas Copy Share Image
My passion for maternal and child health led me to continue my studies and pursue the path of midwifery. And here I… — Robin Lim Copy Share Image
I've always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I… — Coco Austin Copy Share Image
Boom, boom, boom, Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon, It's always been inside of you, you, you And now it's time… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
I don't know about the baby, but I will be interested to see, like anyone who's a fan of the show [how… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
Mothers and fathers act in mostly similar ways toward their young children. Psychologists are still highlighting small differencesrather than the overwhelming similarities… — Sandra Scarr Copy Share Image
Before I starred in 'Million Dollar Baby,' I wasn't really a boxer. I just worked hard to learn as much as I… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
Only when peace lives within each of us, will it live outside of us. We must be the wombs for a new… — Ming-Dao Deng Copy Share Image
Don't make fun of her," the Duke said. "She needs gentle encouragement. Carla, baby, we love you. You are such a good… — John Green Copy Share Image
And it's given me great perspective. It makes me really focused and efficient, which - I was focused before I had babies… — Kerri Walsh Copy Share Image
The great high of winning Wimbledon lasts for about a week. You go down in the record book, but you don't have… — Chris Evert Copy Share Image
I hate that we look at women who choose not to run a country as having given up. I get angry that,… — Zosia Mamet Copy Share Image
I am not pregnant, but I've had three kids, and there is a 'bump.' From now on, ladies, I will have a… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
Beijing is trying to split the baby between simultaneously liberalizing the economy and maintaining economic stability, but those two factors are increasingly… — Anthony Scaramucci Copy Share Image
Right after you have a baby, the focus is on the baby. You don't feel sexual; you don't feel attractive; and you… — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could - if that were your sole purpose… — William Bennett Copy Share Image
Gestating characters feels something like the mental equivalent of gestating a baby. In both cases, to create them you lose yourself. Or… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
Night baby I hope you sleep good and have the best dreams ever! I will talk to you in the morning! I… — Hillo's_Girl Copy Share Image
It's interesting how Rod Stewart can father a child at 65, and a straight, single footballer named Cristiano Ronaldo can arrange to… — David Furnish Copy Share Image
Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not… — Jennifer Worth Copy Share Image
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![“I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is y'know, 'cause 'cause I'm gone a lot from home and this time I'm out for three-and-a-half weeks without going home, and that's hard, to be gone three-and-a-half weeks 'cause then I have to…” quote by Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5b/ellen-degeneres-604_asks_i-think-the-hard-thing-about-this-job-st_2403007.jpg)
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![“I don't know about the baby, but I will be interested to see, like anyone who's a fan of the show [how it's resolved]," he said, and then joked, "They'll have to resolve me while I'm not there, so I hope they don't say, 'Oh yeah, Mulder's gone, what an asshole. He had a baby with me, he kissed me…” quote by David Duchovny](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/156/david-duchovny-1754_baby_i-don-t-know-about-the-baby-but-i-will-b_3128943.jpg)
