Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
It's with a heavy heart that I have decided that I can't relocate. I have two babies under 4. being a mother… — Alyssa Milano Copy Share Image
For mankind, speech with a capital S is especially meaningful and committing, more than the content communicated. The outcry of the newborn… — Paul Goodman Copy Share Image
We go from Malachi to Matthew in one page of our scriptures, but that one piece of paper that separates the Old… — Louie Giglio Copy Share Image
Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what… — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
I tried to kickbox once right after I had my first baby, and I was so miserable; it was so hard. And… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
If you're going to run around, Ms. Pelosi, and you're going to say Republicans like the war, then can we also assume… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Avoid men who call you Baby, and women who have no friends, and dogs that scratch at their bellies and refuse to… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
When I was 10 I wanted to cuddle baby lions. And I look back and think, 'Gosh, I have, I've cuddled quite… — Michaela Strachan Copy Share Image
In the consumer culture of marriage, commitments last as long as the other person is meeting our needs. We still believe in… — William J Doherty Copy Share Image
I think that women can be just completely surprised by the change in them from giving birth-you have something powerful in you-that… — Ina May Gaskin Copy Share Image
When a picture can't make it on its own, the producers pull in a 'controversial' message - the way a couple whose… — Pauline Kael Copy Share Image
The colicky baby who becomes calm, the quiet infant who throws temper tantrums at two, the wild child at four who becomes… — Ellen Galinsky Copy Share Image
When I was pregnant with my second baby, I almost gained 50 pounds. I enjoyed my pregnancy, but then I had to… — Bianca Balti Copy Share Image
We all experience 'soul moments' in life-when we see a magnificent sunrise, hear the call of the loon, see the wrinkles in… — Marion Woodman Copy Share Image
The baby boomers' politics have covered a wide band of silliness, from the Weather Underground to the Timothy McVeigh types. The great… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Just leave her alone. You're annoying her.' 'I'm not annoying her. She doesn't even know how to be annoyed. She's, what, a… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
My generation of bossy, confident, baby-boom women were something brand new in history. Our energy and assertiveness weren't created by Betty Friedan,… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
This is the way addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains out of little babies, they think of… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like - and if you have… — Randall Terry Copy Share Image
I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Remember, sleep training means starting to respect your baby’s need to sleep when he is a newborn by anticipating when he will… — Marc Weissbluth Copy Share Image
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You get to relive your childhood when you have a baby and you see these toys and these books you read when… — Idina Menzel Copy Share Image
One day, a pretty, fresh-faced young lady - intelligent and sincerely concerned - asked me if abortion wasn't preferable to making a… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
As girls are given dollies and pushchairs while little boys are frowned upon for picking them up; while men are 'congratulated' for… — Laura Bates Copy Share Image
You don't take your newborn baby, put that baby on your lap, and say, "Now listen, kid, you were born in sin,… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
I remember one time I heard this English professor asking the class what the world's scariest noise is. Is it a man… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
Pink is supposed to weaken your enemies, make them go soft on you, which must be why it's used for baby girls.… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Six months ago, I traveled to India to see firsthand what the prime minister of that country calls a national shame. It… — Elizabeth Vargas Copy Share Image
Did you see all that? Did you see that little baby girl? I carried her body and buried it as best I… — Matt Martin Copy Share Image
I am an anarchist in my personal life. I try to live my life in a way that I don't need cops… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
The soul of the newly born baby is marked for life by the pattern of the stars at the moment it comes… — Johannes Kepler Copy Share Image
“it seems to me that this itself was the disaster I foresaw, a common enough disaster for most infants these days: that… — Yaa Gyasi Copy Share Image
I know you know the tale of Baby June You know the way she could deliver a tune She was a killer… — Terry Moore Copy Share Image
The gift of God has been delivered, the baby shall shine your lives with love and joy. May God shower your little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
