You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MY BABY DADDY ACTED LIKE A MAN UNTIL HE FOUND OUT I WAS PREGNATE NOW HE WANT TO PLAY THE IM JUST… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parenting may not be the easiest task at hand, but its definitely the best one available! Congratulations for the new baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The simple man, baby, pays for the thrills, the bills, and the pills that kill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What fairy tales give the child is his first clear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights shorter, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so fat right now like it's not even funny, this baby is makin me look fat lol. Feet are swelling cheeks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one asks how to motivate a baby. A baby naturally explores everything it can get at, unless restraining forces have already… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is tori... beautiful isn't she? sad thing is she has shaking baby syndrome :( when she was 5 weeks old her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I winked and locked my arm in Carter's, and we stood there, watching Dean stroll away. "You know the guy's never gonna… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share