“By the way, don’t you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus’ butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's underwear.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Jeff. What happened to your head? You look like you got attacked by a beaver.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Fen shook his head and soaped up his hands. “You humans are very strange, mate.” Fen tipped his head. “I saw this video that… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Becks?” “Yes?” “Santa smoked a reefer and decorated my house.” “What? Hold on, I’ll be there in a few minutes.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Look, I promise I’m not jealous that the voices only speak to you, okay?” –Emma” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Soap. If you’re going to do that, we might as well kill two birds with one stone.” Fen’s brows furrowed. “Why would you want… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“ I'd better pack my bikini, 'cause I'm going to hell. Michaela returned Robin's kiss with fervor, burying her hands in his rich, fiery hair.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“She stared at the building covered in dead vines and wildly gyrating roses. Amara stifled a laugh as she watched them dance. "Could you… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
