My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be… — Margaret Cho Copy Share
My attitude toward peace does not depend on which war we are discussing. I think that words should do the work of bombs. — Margaret Cho Copy Share
