Babies Quotes by Anonymous

Babies need an Airplane Mode.

— Anonymous

So tue<3 you did!!

— Anonymous

How can androids have babies?

— Anonymous

All newborn babies are ugly.

— Anonymous

Mommys lil princess ^.<3 idk wat I would do without this lil girl <3

— Anonymous

I can't talk to babies in my normal voice.

— Anonymous

Making faces to a stranger's baby when their parents aren't looking...

— Anonymous

So true<3 it doesnt!!! You are beautiful no matter what!

— Anonymous

A mother undertsands what a child does not say.

— Anonymous

Facebook is full of them ghetto trashy girls and newborn babies...

— Anonymous

Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.

— Anonymous

“Babies are happy because they don’t know any better.”

— Anonymous

That rejected feeling you get when you hold a baby and it starts to cry.

— Anonymous

Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.

— Anonymous

I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.'

— Anonymous

Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember...some people have babies.

— Anonymous

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

— Anonymous

Babies grow so fast take the time to enjoy watching them grow. Being a parent means being selfless and realizing its not…

— Anonymous

You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born.

— Anonymous

Babies is so adorable but when they all older they annoying and hard headed.

— Anonymous

The moment a child is born, The mother is also born. She never existed before. The women existed, But the mother, Never.…

— Anonymous

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights shorter, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the…

— Anonymous

Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be with someone else, you're not as strong…

— Anonymous

Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like…

— Anonymous

Everybody needs some time to rejuvenate, refresh, recharge and begin again. Seeing babies face is the best way to relax, refresh, rejuvenate…

— Anonymous

“After two weeks, babies start staying alert for longer periods. Mellow babies can easily handle the stimulation this increased alertness exposes them…

— Anonymous

A baby won't make him stay, but a real man will take care of his own.

— Anonymous

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but not everyone's babies are cute.

— Anonymous

Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing.

— Anonymous

I don't always drink milk, but when I do...I prefer Dos boobies.

— Anonymous

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

— Anonymous

Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fuck they want.

— Anonymous

Kids are the cutest... but when they grow up so fast and are on there own, you'll regret wishing they weren't little…

— Anonymous

All pregnant woman give birth to a baby while my mother gave birth to a legend.

— Anonymous

ONCE A MOM ALWAYS A MOM... No matter how grown kids are, they will always be your precoius babies in your eyes...

— Anonymous

OMG, I did not know that this is what babies meant to say when they are staring at the mirror, Laughing their…

— Anonymous

Puppies, babies, and husbands; adorable until you have to actually take care of them.

— Anonymous

Sex = babies. Wish more teenagers realized that. Now that you have a baby, put the alcohol down & change your babies diaper!

— Anonymous

I want kids but I dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but I dont wanna adopt either because I want them…

— Anonymous

Babies smile in their sleep because they're listening to the whispering of angels.

— Anonymous