Awkwardness Quotes

“You are so wonderfully bizarre.”

— Becca Ann

“I have weird friends.”

— Nessa Morgan

“you have to flaunt the weird, my friends.”

— Rick Riordan

“It's only awkward if it matters.”

— Joyce Rachelle

“Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.”

— Chloe Neill

“Bravery requires being off balance.”

— Henna Pryor

Much awkwardness ensued.

— Patricia Briggs

“You are deeply weird.”

— Sally Thorne

Mere bashfulness without merit is awkwardness.

— Joseph Addison

“sometimes he gets me into some strange situations. You see,”

— Kaz Campbell

“It figured my family would get along better with Clark than they did me.”

— Gwenda Bond

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

— Anonymous

I hate the awkwardness of standing alone waiting for someone.

— Anonymous

If someone ever says youre weird, say thank you.

— Jhiess Krieg

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

— Ninon de L'Enclos

Awkwardness is a part of life. It happens every day. Especially if you're British.

— Amelia Dimoldenberg

Awkwardness is when there's a risk of a perception gap between what you mean and what you appear to mean.

— Carolyn Hax

“Performing to meet others' expectations smothers your potential and is more hype than substance.”

— Henna Pryor

“It was a little awkward walking behind his mom when, about eight hours ago, I had been rolling around on the floor…

— Katie Kacvinsky

The custom and fashion of today will be the awkwardness and outrage of tomorrow - so arbitrary are these transient laws.

— Anonymous

Awkwardness comes from the realization that, when you look around the world, it's difficult to identify anyone who isn't either the victim…

— Elif Batuman

Depeche Mode have never got over their teenage awkwardness with each other. We're still like that. Mates but not mates. That awkwardness…

— Dave Gahan

“To have one man's nut lay against another man's is a most awkward position to find oneself.”

— Jason R. Koivu

You know how when someone asks why your so weird you dont know what to say. Say ''Now youve got a problem…

— Baylie Benton

“At any rate," she prattled on, awkwardness making her words run together, "I really can't get up to get my clothing, and…

— Julia Quinn

Order seems to come from searching for disorder, and awkwardness from searching for harmony or likeness, or the following of a system.…

— Fairfield Porter

Sometimes the way that drama unfolds is just a bit of awkwardness and just a bit of care, and just a bit…

— Celine Song

If we go about apologizing for speaking to people of the things of God, we must not be very much surprised if…

— Mildred Cable

To all the women that I've offended, I had no intention to be offensive, to violate any physical or emotional space. I…

— Bob Filner

“If Emma didn’t keep his attention focused on her, he would see Alexandra, and this already uncomfortable scene would enter . .…

— Tessa Dare

I was born in Copenhagen, and when I was a year old, we moved to Bangalore. I was always a shy person…

— Deepika Padukone

“Meeting someone for the first time has significance, but for some people, the awkwardness can be so great that they avoid a…

— Susan C. Young

Will Ferrell is probably the funniest comic actor, certainly of my generation. I am a huge, huge Will Ferrell fan. I'm not…

— Michael Showalter

All of us--all who knew her--felt so wholesome after we cleaned ourselves on her. We were so beautiful when we stood astride…

— Toni Morrison

Stealing ideas from contemporaries is rude and tasteless. Stealing from the long dead is considered literary and admirable. The same is true…

— N.D. Wilson

Chance in music doesn't have to involve the I Ching or rolling dice or throwing yarrow stalks. It can involve an out-of-tune…

— David Grubbs

I think if anything, the fact that it's popular right now makes me go: "Well, I guess I'm going to start doing…

— Mike Birbiglia

“Awkward Day noun An antiholiday, Awkward Day is a heinous day filled with insecurity, vulnerability, and tension, created to highlight the newness…

— Alexandra Koslow

“I lead a double life. I'm John Wayne Gacy. I present myself in potentially awkward social situations as a laughing, colorful clown…

— Anne Clendening

“He paused at the bedroom door, shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and walked right out like it was any other…

— Jane Seville