There are some people who are way too sensitive about things. If you're not using the vocabulary that's new that they've helped define, then you're not on their team, even though you want to be. And at the same time,… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
I'm really excited about Jordan Spieth. Like a great in any sport, when the moment is the biggest, he performs his best. — Colin Jost Copy Share
Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogressive. — Colin Jost Copy Share
I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place. — Colin Jost Copy Share
I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career. — Colin Jost Copy Share
Donald Trump had a hit TV show on NBC for 14 years! He was covered by every major newspaper for 30 years. The idea… — Colin Jost Copy Share
When you're pitching movies, sometimes you know what the idea is, but you fully don't know the dimensions of it. — Colin Jost Copy Share
I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subway. — Colin Jost Copy Share
When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke. — Colin Jost Copy Share
There are some people who are way too sensitive about things. If you're not using the vocabulary that's new that they've helped define, then… — Colin Jost Copy Share
Having Twitter on your phone is like being with a journalist that hates you 24 hours a day. Anything you say on that can… — Colin Jost Copy Share
Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for… — Colin Jost Copy Share
It's not an easy job to think creatively and then also have to think logistically. — Colin Jost Copy Share
When you contribute to food banks or give money that goes to having meals delivered, you're meeting the most basic need. It's such a… — Colin Jost Copy Share
I was at Harvard when Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, and I begged him not to do it. — Colin Jost Copy Share