I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for. — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies. — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time?… — Tim Conway Copy Share
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. And that's why… — Tim Conway Copy Share
If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched… — Tim Conway Copy Share
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along… — Tim Conway Copy Share
Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in… — Tim Conway Copy Share
There's a mindset in other countries that if you're an American, you're a Christian. Well, those people are sadly misled; they don't know our… — Tim Conway Copy Share
I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I… — Tim Conway Copy Share
We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to… — Tim Conway Copy Share
I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. — Tim Conway Copy Share
Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I… — Tim Conway Copy Share
I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for. — Tim Conway Copy Share
The majority of what calls itself Christianity today is a circus. You've got a bunch of people chasing health, wealth, prosperity; chasing a good… — Tim Conway Copy Share
A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice… — Tim Conway Copy Share
I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say… — Tim Conway Copy Share
