Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share
Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake? — Yeardley Smith Copy Share
Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to… — Yeardley Smith Copy Share
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share
Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share
Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had… — Yeardley Smith Copy Share
