People want me to do the strangest things. They want me to sign their arms or chests. — Tia Carrere Copy Share Image
When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Whenever someone asks for my autograph, I still think, 'Do you really want it?' — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
When people don't know me any more or want my autograph, then I'll think about retiring. — Johnny Weissmuller Copy Share Image
People say that I must get bothered when someone stops me for an autograph or a photo. I'll get bothered when no… — Guy Lafleur Copy Share Image
American fans want to meet you, and they wait for that autograph by the stage door. In the UK, it doesn't really… — Jessie Ware Copy Share Image
The minimum bid for your autograph is $150. How does that make you feel? Daniel: I don't care, really. You'll be mistaking… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
I don't like asking for an autograph, but I would like to take a picture with Jessica Simpson because I love her… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
If I'm doing a play, 30 to 40 percent of the people that come to the stage door have pictures of 'Alien'… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life:… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
My first record had just broken, and these guys wanted my autograph. I thought, Oh, god, they recognize me. Turns out they… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand. — Ace Frehley Copy Share Image
I experimented with different roles, but they didn't work, despite being fantastic films like 'Naa Autograph,' 'Sambo Siva Sambo,' 'Neninthe'... etc. I… — Ravi Teja Copy Share Image
I suppose my worst holiday was when I visited Gambia in North Africa. Somehow the word got round and before I knew… — David Essex Copy Share Image
The only autograph I ever got, which I do not have anymore, was Matthew Fox when he was on 'Party Of Five.'… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
Oh yeah people recognize me, but the craziest thing? I mean I've had the normal autographs... but I had to sign a… — Terrence J Copy Share Image
Suddenly you're surrounded by strangers who want something from you. The thing is, they don't know what they want, and you don't… — Parker Stevenson Copy Share Image
If you see a gaggle of teenagers walking towards you, you tend not to make eye contact, because you know they're going… — Robert Sheehan Copy Share Image
I've signed autographs as Natalie Portman. I was at a Film Festival party where someone asked if I was her, and I… — Liane Balaban Copy Share Image
If you're an actor, you know people are going to recognize you in a restaurant. If you're a rock star, you know… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
People ask me for autographs now and I think to myself: 'Are you sure?' — Charlie Austin Copy Share Image
I was one of those little girls who practiced signing autographs since I was 5 years old. — Rebecca Black Copy Share Image
If someone comes up to me and asks for an autograph or picture, who am I to say no? — Matt Riddle Copy Share Image
Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I saw the lightnings gleaming rod. Reach forth and write upon the sky The awful autograph of God. — Joaquin Miller Copy Share Image
I've been to a few conventions, you know, when the tax man knocks at the door and the 'Star Wars' convention people… — Ralph Brown Copy Share Image
The only thing I like about doing autograph shows is that the people who used to be fans are so wonderful. They'll… — Bruno Sammartino Copy Share Image
When I'm at home, I want to be a normal person. I don't want to hear, 'Can I have your autograph?' — Jackie Evancho Copy Share Image
Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“At the hospital, I was asked for my autograph; I'm right-handed and couldn't sign. So I was asked for photos. While hooked… — Michael Phelps Copy Share Image
If there are people who like the work you've done, because of that, they like you and want your autograph and to… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
Selfie is referred to the new age 'autograph' for our fans nowadays! Also, I like clicking selfies. — Nikita Dutta Copy Share Image
When I was first asked for an autograph, I felt so uncomfortable that I just wrote, 'Tig's Autograph,' and from then on,… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I get letters. I get several a week, I think. A lot of people want a picture, a lot of people just… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
“Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just all part of not being famous.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A fan can only go as far as you let them. I've seen crazy things like girls having me autograph their body… — Kirko Bangz Copy Share Image
