“Being self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a day for someone else.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Bad Goodreads reviews are cyberbullying: attacking someone with an undeserved 1 star review and cruel insults. Goodreads bullies trash the author's hard… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to verbalize it,… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“Have you ever played Monopoly? It's a board game designed to teach kids capitalism. And what happens in the end? The winner has all… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her?… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“If you think of yourself as a follower of Christ’s teachings, if you consider yourself a good person, you are morally obligated to be… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall all over… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“The fictitious men in romance novels are as fake and imaginary as vampires. They're not real.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone rocket launchers! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“Political Correctness started out as a movement that intended to protect minorities from harassment. But it has morphed into an excuse for self-righteous zealots… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.” If you were accused of being a witch back then, you were… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about but you… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“MAGA dumbfucks are trailer park yokels with 6 teeth who support robber barons with 6 yachts.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
“Why are so many Americans for male circumcision but against female circumcision? Both are equally cruel and barbaric traditions.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share
