“Anyway, zis is Austria. Now somesing else funny! Ze Austrians do not call it 'Austria.' Zey call it O-s-t-e-r-r-e-i-c-h!" and the professor wrote the letters out on the blackboard. "Zat is because zey do not know how to spell. Zey… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
“Hoh, Boy!" Freddy snorted, slapping his palm to his forehead. "I hope you never donate your brain to science. It would set civilization back… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
“Anyway, zis is Austria. Now somesing else funny! Ze Austrians do not call it 'Austria.' Zey call it O-s-t-e-r-r-e-i-c-h!" and the professor wrote the… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
“The professor pointed out how he could drop a keel and a propeller into the water, in case he came down at sea, and… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
“How do you spell 'solicitor'?" asked Freddy. "That's easy!" said Homer. "S-o-l-i-t-o-r." "Well, it can't be all that easy," said Freddy. "These dummies have… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
