I'm a big fan of gallows humor. When my aunt passed away, she was in a coma for a day before my… — Amanda Peet Copy Share Image
What I'm worrying about is what Tom is going to say when he starts talking." "Uncle Tom?" "I wish there was something… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Her eyes were distant, and she seemed to be listening to that voice that first told her the story, a mother, sister,… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I overheard my aunts discussing these blighted destinies; and Aunt Ruth would hug me, as if to forestall my following in… — Bruce Chatwin Copy Share Image
It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you." Raven: "You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention..." Aunt Libby:… — Ellen Schreiber Copy Share Image
Doing 'Veronica Mars,' Rob Thomas is a genius. He's one of my best friends. I had this feeling like I couldn't write… — Diane Ruggiero Copy Share Image
[On journalists:] They are the scavengers of society who, possessing no guts of their own, tear out the guts of celebrities. They… — Caitlin Thomas Copy Share Image
My mom was a sub teacher her whole life. My aunt was a teacher her whole life. So that wasn't hard to… — Matt Snell Copy Share Image
Women and LBGT people have the advantage that they are everybody's son, daughter, cousin, nephew, aunt, uncle. They are in a position… — Linda Hirshman Copy Share Image
As Aunt Naomi was listing all the things she was going to do to help this person, her friend stopped her in… — Patti LaBelle Copy Share Image
His name's Nash." Aunt Val took a butter knife from the silverware drawer. "What year is he?" I groaned inwardly. "Senior." ...here… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
We are like people living in a country whose language they know so little that, with all manner of beautiful and profound… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“I stood right in this house, in that room," Aunt Willie interrupted. She pointed toward the front bedroom. "And I promised your… — Betsy Byars Copy Share Image
There are two things. There was the moral responsibility, and that, first, is creating an atmosphere where the security forces can kill… — Fatima Bhutto Copy Share Image
I used to be Amish. I had to stay a lot with my grandparents or aunts and uncles who are Amish, so… — Verne Troyer Copy Share Image
I want everybody to think I'm a hard worker as an aunt, a sister, a friend, a daughter, a niece, everything. I… — Jessie J Copy Share Image
So while the name Redskins is only a bit offensive, it’s extremely tacky and dated—like an old aunt who still talks about… — David Plotz Copy Share Image
Social mores change with time, like fashion - who knows where it might all end up? I especially like the idea that… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And I know that my aunt Helen would still be alive today if she just bought me one present like everybody else.… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“She seemed glad to see me. In fact, she actually said she was glad to see me – a statement no other… — P.G.Wodehouse Copy Share Image
But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
“The Luidaeg is the daughter of Oberon and Maeve, which technically makes her my aunt. Maybe that's why she hasn't killed me… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“I know we haven’t been formally introduced, Nathan,’ she said, ‘but I feel like I know practically everything about you.’ She picked… — Barry Brennessel Copy Share Image
“But whose fault was it? Aunt Helena says, holding up one plump finger. Her fault, her fault, her fault, we chant in… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
My whole family is spiritual. My grandmother, grand aunt, cousins, they're all preachers and pastors. Spirituality is a part of my family,… — Ziggy Marley Copy Share Image
Despite everything my mom and doctor and dad have said to me about blame, I can't stop thinking what I know. And… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Why were you lurking under our window?" "Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?" "Listening… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Today I am not the girl who's parents didn't love her. Or the women who's crazy. Or the aunt who can't keep… — Kara Swanson Copy Share Image
Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove… — Heather Brewer Copy Share Image
I was the only one in my family to be musically inclined, and my mother loved that. It encouraged my grand aunt… — Peter Tosh Copy Share Image
“I roll my eyes at Alys. “Do you think they give discounts?” I say. She shrugs and continues drinking her soup. “Of… — Amelia Warren Copy Share Image
In the summer of 1964, my sister and I went to South Ballston, Virginia, to stay with my aunt and her kids.… — Edward P. Jones Copy Share Image
My family has always had Cape Verdean pride but I don't think it was something the kids in the family necessarily understood.… — Aeriel Miranda Copy Share Image
My Aunt Maria asked me to read the life of Dr. Chalmers, which, however, I did not promise to do. Yesterday, Sunday,… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
She was calm and quiet now with knowing what she had always known, what neither her parents nor Aunt Claire nor Frank… — Richard Yates Copy Share Image
“People who haven't natural gumption never learn," retorted Aunt Jamesina, "neither in college nor life. If they live to be a hundred… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
The disinterest [of my two great-aunts] in anything that had to do with high society was such that their sense of hearing… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
Well, well!" said my aunt. "I only ask. I don't depreciate her. Poor little couple! And so you think you were formed… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image