“The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I grew up in New Jersey.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My asshole smells like burnt firewood, and I’ve got firemen calling me. But I won’t answer, because my answer is no, they… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My asshole smells like chlorine, so I hope you brought some goggles.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My asshole smells like a paper mill. Three cheers for being a writer.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
