“Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I mean, I'm always happy if I have, like, humiliating asshole things that I did. I think: Oh good, that's a good story. Because if you write about humiliating asshole things other people do it doesn't work as well. I… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
