The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sorry,” I muttered. “Just because you’re an asshole doesn’t mean I have to be a bitch.” — Jenna Black Copy Share Image
“I told you we're close!" "Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day!” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk. You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy! I told you we're close! Yeah,… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
