Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love reading but I never last very long because I fall asleep right away. — Andre Rieu Copy Share Image
“Apparently you can do lots of things very skilfully while asleep, Mr. Sharpe, but attending my class does not seem to be… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I usually fall asleep between 11 P.M. - 1 A.M., and I wake up between 6:30 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. — Michael Seibel Copy Share Image
Oh God, I'm going to get in trouble for saying this, but I grew up falling asleep in church because I was… — KaDee Strickland Copy Share Image
I can't fall asleep unless I'm wearing his t-shirt and I've gotten a goodnight text. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's all about the blanket. Blanket, pillow, and red wine. You should always be asleep on a plane. — Kate Moss Copy Share Image
I fall asleep on the couch in front of the TV. It's very rare that I see the end of any show. — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
You should be falling asleep before your head hits the pillow because you worked so hard every moment of the day. — Tim Kennedy Copy Share Image
I said, 'George, if you really want to end tyranny in this world, you're going to have to stay up later.' Nine… — Laura Bush Copy Share Image
“As much as we don’t want to except it, there is a time limit to the best life God tries to offer… — shannon l. alder Copy Share Image
Close my eyes before I cross the street. If a car about to hit me, then he ought to beep. Watching Dawson's… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
Going to your set with the headphones on in the middle of the night so that your parents don't know what you're… — Jam Master Jay Copy Share Image
Metaphorically speaking, of course, if I put a problem behind my pillow and fall asleep, very often because my brain went to… — Philippe Petit Copy Share Image
I remember being with a girlfriend who asked me to look over some chess openings with her. I instantly fell asleep. I… — Pal Benko Copy Share Image
On any given day, my father wasn't likely to return from work before I was asleep for the night. I saw that… — Ezekiel Emanuel Copy Share Image
If nobody needs me - and usually, these days, they don't - I'll fall asleep until around midnight. Then I go upstairs… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible… — Larry Miller Copy Share Image
I can’t tell anymore when I’m asleep and when I’m awake, or which is worse. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“She was asleep, that blond hair swirled like butter on the pillow beneath her” — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
“see them.” “They’re asleep.” “Can I pop in anyway?” “Sure,” she said. “I just” — Marcus Sakey Copy Share Image
“80. It normally takes 5-9 minutes for most healthy people to fall asleep.” — Lena Shaw Copy Share Image
“I fell asleep to the faint sounds of the nonsense doggerel “Merican Pie.” — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's called passing out and sometimes it's just pretending to be asleep — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
