Asleep Texting Quotes by BasedGodKam

Can I please fuck your bitch ?

— BasedGodKam

Me plus you. Multiply by your smile. Minus the drama. A fraction of your heart. I'll solve your problems. We make the Perfect Equation.

— BasedGodKam

She can get the long dick on her back.

— BasedGodKam

I Dont give a two fucks

— BasedGodKam

That Awkward moment when you think:How can fat girls squat ???

— BasedGodKam

Hahah at least I have a G shock and you dont.

— BasedGodKam

Dont let me in my zone

— BasedGodKam

If I fall asleep texting you, its because I didnt want to say goodbye.

— BasedGodKam

Bout to smoke a blunt.

— BasedGodKam

Her hands on my dick,my hands on her tits

— BasedGodKam

I'll tear Dat azz up.

— BasedGodKam

I bet bread you wont do shit with yo bitch ass.

— BasedGodKam