“Did you save any?" Royce asked. "Any what?" "Of those eggs. If you did, we could cook them for breakfast in the morning." Hadrian lay silent for a moment confused; then it hit him and he almost laughed.” — Micheal J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen." — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
