I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
Topping the ball is a problem that usually afflicts only beginning golfers, and it is quickly left behind once a player has learned to… — Henry Beard Copy Share
It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one. — Henry Beard Copy Share
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough. — Henry Beard Copy Share
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the… — Henry Beard Copy Share
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a… — Henry Beard Copy Share
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a… — Henry Beard Copy Share
Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables. — Henry Beard Copy Share
The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year. — Henry Beard Copy Share
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects,… — Henry Beard Copy Share
You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles. — Henry Beard Copy Share
A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system. — Henry Beard Copy Share
