Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Jon Spiro might have “stuff ” that the military didn’t have, but Artemis Fowl had “stuff ” that humans had never seen.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It's a real comfort to have you here.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“The boy who kidnapped Holly Short all those years ago would never have entertained the notion of sacrificing himself. But he was… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; then you could marry… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“That will be her undoing," gasped Artemis, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. "Artemis Fowl will never be secondary… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Ah, yes, the trusty time paradox . If I go back in time and kill my grandfather, then shall I cease to… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Card five hundred and thirty-four," repeated Artemis. "Of a series of six hundred standard inkblot cards. I memorized them during our sessions.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but decided to give Holly the benefit… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this lecture by heart. “Our… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Saint Bartleby's School for Young Gentlemen Annual Report Student: Artemis Fowl II Year: First Fees: Paid Tutor: Dr Po Language Arts As… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
