“In Berlin I have time and again met people who make no secret of the fact that their only reason for stirring at such an ungodly hour of the morning is so that they can leave the office earlier in… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France. Particularly since the vast majority of them, in spite of rising so… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“In Berlin I have time and again met people who make no secret of the fact that their only reason for stirring at such… — Timur Vermes Copy Share
“the moment a politician removes his shirt, his policies are dead in the water. All he will say is, “Look, my dear fellow countrymen,… — Timur Vermes Copy Share
“To begin with I thought we were driving around in circles until I realised that Herr Starbuck owned dozens of coffee houses.” — Timur Vermes Copy Share
“But with superior morale, with an unwavering, fanatical spirit, everything is possible!” — Timur Vermes Copy Share
“It came as no surprise to learn of the success the Swede has recently enjoyed with his furniture. In that rotten state of his… — Timur Vermes Copy Share
“There are always advantages to having reached a certain time in one's life. I am most pleased that I did not come to politics… — Timur Vermes Copy Share
“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours… — Timur Vermes Copy Share
“This black wardrobe all the time. This dark lipstick, this face which you always make up to look so pale, or at least that… — Timur Vermes Copy Share
