Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you want. In fact, I'll buy you the paint. Whatever you want. Just give us 50 years.… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Seattle is a place I've lived only a couple of years, but I feel like I've been adopted by this city. It's like a… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
The words we use have weight. Whether it's in a conversation with a friend or something said publicly on stage or broadcast. And as… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I've been approached after shows from people who said, 'I don't agree with anything you said, but I laughed the whole way through.' That's… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
Both my parents are immigrants. I've seen different struggles they've had. There's a reason you don't see me using accents. I don't do impressions… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I would love the opportunity to create my own program. I feel like a TV show with a format of monologue with lots of… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I'm not a politician, I'm not an ideologue, I'm not an organizer anymore. I'm a human being sharing ideas, and those ideas have to… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
Politics and sports are the same thing in some ways. I like sports; I don't like the sports aspect of politics. The conventions are… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share
