“Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance you are used to giving things up for them.” — Brett Kiellerop-Morris Copy Share Image
“Dinner was a disaster. Brent introduced himself while staring at my bulge, and I was glad to be shown to our table so that… — Brett Kiellerop-Morris Copy Share Image
“I saw him enthusiastically greet a hulking big African American (Do they call them African Americans here?).” — Brett Kiellerop-Morris Copy Share Image
“I'm not an ageist, and I'm not looking for a man in a certain restrictive age range, however I've found over the years that… — Brett Kiellerop-Morris Copy Share Image
“Can I please have some coffee?" I asked my secretary, Sue. I knew I was talking to her breasts, but I didn't care: she… — Brett Kiellerop-Morris Copy Share Image
“Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by… — Brett Kiellerop-Morris Copy Share Image
![“Can I please have some coffee?" I asked my secretary, Sue. I knew I was talking to her breasts, but I didn't care: she must be used to it by now. [...] I decided to call my wife. We bantered and exchanged pleasantries for a few minutes and I stared at Sue's breasts as she brought in my coffee…” quote by Brett Kiellerop-Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fb5/brett-kiellerop-morris-58597_quote_can-i-please-have-some-coffee-i-asked-my_1472966.jpg)