A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one. There is great wisdom in this... but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.We… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Because I'm on my own on stage and wear bare feet and look like a pixie, people always think I'm little. — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I spent thousands of thousands of hours playing the piano, and by thousands of hours, I mean playing in cover bands or wedding bands… — Tim Minchin Copy Share
There's a lot of great, talented, passionate musical theatre practitioners and directors here. But it's very hard to suddenly start building great musicals in… — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I had terrible ear problems and asthma and allergies. I spent quite a bit of time in hospital up to the age of eight… — Tim Minchin Copy Share
Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.. — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I want to be here for my family. I want to make stuff in Australia. I want to take what I've learned and contribute… — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I don't like courting controversy because I don't like people not liking me. — Tim Minchin Copy Share
I've spent years on stage adjusting the timing of a line to infinitesimal degrees. — Tim Minchin Copy Share
