“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West — Stewart Francis Copy Share Image
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can. — Tom Hardy Copy Share Image
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
There’s no way I’m going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases. — Algernon Sidney Copy Share Image
As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse. — George Galloway Copy Share Image
I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived! — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm a smart arse who can solve any bloody problem. I'm not. I'm just a very old businessman and a… — John Harvey-Jones Copy Share Image
'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
People think stage school is a little star factory but the truth is kids like me learned about being in a team… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Every writer has to make an emotional journey from artist sitting in attic to being part of a business. The writer of… — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
Yeah loads of bruises and welts, usually around the hip, arse, thigh region and elbows. Elbows got knocked up big time, but… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the natural man's… — John Barth Copy Share Image
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan,… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
My mother had heard all about miniskirts but had never seen one so I took her for lunch at Alvaro's [in Chelsea].… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
It's great to win a few prizes early on. It helps a writer to get noticed and to get some sales. It… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
There's a gang of boys on bikes blocking the road ahead. They've got their hoods up, cigarettes shielded. The sky's a really… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
I never start with what lots of people think of as a subject or a theme. They're school words, not art words.… — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one. There is great wisdom in this... but… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
It's basically against the whole idea of what always made rock&roll music interesting to me. I thought it was an unassailable outlet… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore Copy Share Image
![“My mother had heard all about miniskirts but had never seen one so I took her for lunch at Alvaro's [in Chelsea]. We walked down the King's Road and waited 10 seconds for our first miniskirt and a girl came along with her skirt tucked round her arse. I said: 'What do you think, ma?' And she said…” quote by Michael Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d8/michael-caine-1152_arses_my-mother-had-heard-all-about-miniskirts_2237877.jpg)
