If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
If your April Fools Day prank this year was 'I'm pregnant' then you're an idiot and lack originality and need to go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go… — James Franco Copy Share Image
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am broken, laying in pieces on the floor, unable to put them back together. You made me fall for you, but… — Patience Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day.… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
“264. The longest passenger rail service currently running directly between two cities runs from Moscow, Russia to Pyongyang, North Korea, a distance… — Lena Shaw Copy Share Image
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
What if April Fools day doesnt exist and its been the longest prank in History? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools day is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Great April Fools prank: put a piece of bubble-wrap under the toilet seat so when your victim sits they are surprised by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a friendly reminder; Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April Fools Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image