Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
My writing partner, Nicki, and I became obsessed with a monologist who performs unscripted shows equipped with nothing more than scribbled bullet points and… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
It must be so hard for guys in relationships - to have just one girlfriend completely devoted to taking care of all your whole-grain… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know what I'm going to do… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
If I could give a shout-out to anything in the childhood world, I have to say 'Daniel Tiger.' I want to write a love… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
We really set out in all our books to say something. Every one is an effort to bring the reader over and show them… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
“Sure, equal pay, maternity leaves, and pro sports are important. But a girl can't make a free throw from the foul line if her… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
“He's entitled not to love me, but he's not entitled to mess with my happy place.” — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
I think just because you're a mom, it doesn't negate - if anything, you're probably more enhanced - that you're a woman trying to… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
We "chicks" have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Mathew McConaughey or Seth… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
“Being back here—I'm suddenly confronting the enormity of that kind of commitment. And just how much you can fuck someone up if you half-ass… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself. — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
For a blink of an eye, there was so much media glare. It was unexpected, and I don't think we realized the magnitude of… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share
