I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points." — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a… — Rob Corddry Copy Share
I've always defined myself as a writer, I've never decided what it was I was gonna write. [...] I always fancied myself one, but… — Rob Corddry Copy Share
For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety. — Rob Corddry Copy Share
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. — Rob Corddry Copy Share
My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to. — Rob Corddry Copy Share
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the… — Rob Corddry Copy Share
It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal. — Rob Corddry Copy Share
I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose… — Rob Corddry Copy Share
I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know… — Rob Corddry Copy Share
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid. — Rob Corddry Copy Share
I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to… — Rob Corddry Copy Share
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win… — Rob Corddry Copy Share
