Beauty, thou wild fantastic ape Who dost in every country change thy shape! — Abraham Cowley Copy Share Image
“Evolution of apes to human begins with one person disposing of their flag in a museum.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then? — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I looked for great men, but all I found were the apes of their ideals. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Man appears to be the missing link between anthropoid apes and human beings. — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I call the notion that we are nothing but killer apes the Beethoven fallacy. Beethoven was disorganized and messy, and yet his… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Almost all theological thought is anthropocentric and I just cannot buy into the anthropocentric ideology. Basically we're a bunch of conceited apes. — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
He who lets the world choose his plan of life for him has need of no other faculty than that of ape-like… — John Stuart Mill Copy Share Image
The problem is that the Enlightenment dream may make too many demands on poor African apes like us. We may just not… — Dale Jamieson Copy Share Image
I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Apes in their own habitat are less sexually driven than those in captivity. It must be that captivity, boredom, breeds lustfulness.” — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE! — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
ASTONISHING, said Death. REALLY ASTONISHING. LET ME PUT FORWARD ANOTHER SUGGESTION: THAT YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A LUCKY SPECIES OF APE… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Whatever part of the animal fabric whatever series of muscles, whatever viscera might be selected for comparison the result would be the… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
Love lost is a special kind of failure, I think. It's a reminder that some consummations, no matter how devoutly wished for,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Cheaters never prosper, we tell ourselves. But the ape in us knows it's not true. Clumsy, untutored, cheats never prosper. They are… — Mark Rowlands Copy Share Image
“As far as I’m concerned they’re no better than the apes. That’s not right, though. They’re worse. At least the apes have… — Dennis Freeman Copy Share Image
There's a common criticism of evolutionary psychology that it's fatalistic and it dooms us to eternal strife, 'Why even try to work… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
“Darwin may have been quite correct in his theory that man descended from the apes of the forest, but surely woman rose… — Margot Datz Copy Share Image
What would you do, sir, if terrorists were killing 45,000 people every year in this country? Well, the current health care system,… — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image
I don't hold it against Dizzy [Gillespie], you know, but if a guy wants to play a certain way, you work towards… — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
The idea that humans could be related to ape-like ancestors and the rest of creation was considered subversive. If man was just… — James Moore Copy Share Image
“Never blame the man: his hard-pressed Ancestors formed him: the other anthropoid apes were safe In the great southern rain-forest and hardly… — Robinson Jeffers Copy Share Image
“I believe that this hairless embryo with the aching oversized braincase and the opposable thumb—this animal barely up from the apes—will endure,… — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
“The First Human (Sonnet 2632) Apes have lords and ladies, I don't. Apes have kings and queens, I don't. My time is… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
People sometimes try to score debating points by saying, Evolution is only a theory. That is correct, but it's important to understand… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
It is not only visitors to the zoo who are fascinated but uneasy in the presence of chimpanzees; the same is true… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
![“Cheaters never prosper, we tell ourselves. But the ape in us knows it's not true. Clumsy, untutored, cheats never prosper. They are discovered and suffer the consequences [...]But what we apes despise is the clumsiness of their effort, the ineptness, the gaucherie. The ape in us does not despise…” quote by Mark Rowlands](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e9/mark-rowlands-38789_quote_cheaters-never-prosper-we-tell-ourselves_1205787.jpg)
![“What would you do, sir, if terrorists were killing 45,000 people every year in this country? Well, the current health care system, the insurance companies, and those who support them are doing just that…Because they die individually of disease and not disaster, [radio host] Neal Boortz and those…” quote by Keith Olbermann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b0/keith-olbermann-10325_america_what-would-you-do-sir-if-terrorists-were_2349340.jpg)
![“I don't hold it against Dizzy [Gillespie], you know, but if a guy wants to play a certain way, you work towards that. If he stops - he's full of crap, you know. I mean, I wouldn't do it, for no money, or for no place in the white man's world. Not just to make money, because then you don't have…” quote by Miles Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aed/miles-davis-1842_apes_i-don-t-hold-it-against-dizzy-gillespie_1460081.jpg)
