Anthony Weiner Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

I did not support Operation Desert Fox.

— Janeane Garofalo

I'm not a disciplined writer.

— Janeane Garofalo

Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the…

— Janeane Garofalo

I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of…

— Janeane Garofalo

Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about…

— Janeane Garofalo

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so…

— Janeane Garofalo

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

— Janeane Garofalo

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.

— Janeane Garofalo

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

— Janeane Garofalo

There's a fake Facebook me. There's a fake me Twittering. Sometimes, when it was at the height of right-wing nonsense picking on me, there…

— Janeane Garofalo

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are…

— Janeane Garofalo

I think people are very cynical with actors trying to tell them what to believe in, or lobbying for any kind of changing of…

— Janeane Garofalo

Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.

— Janeane Garofalo

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

— Janeane Garofalo

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

— Janeane Garofalo