I'm much better at saying something on the answering machine than texting. — Igor Levit Copy Share Image
I'm not an answering machine, I'm a questioning machine. If we have all the answers, how come we're in such as mess? — Douglas Cardinal Copy Share Image
It's great to just disappear, grab a suitcase, switch the answering machine on and just go somewhere else. — Dido Armstrong Copy Share Image
Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Telephone message on his manager's answering machine shortly before dying of heroin overdose: I need help bad, man. — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
I think people who aren't in film experience that when they hear their voice on an answering machine or something. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
“In most cases, it is more satisfying to get a friend's answering machine and leave a cheery, tangible trace of your sincere… — Amy Krouse Rosenthal Copy Share Image
“Also suggest they place this message on their answering machine/cell phone and on the front door: “We had the baby, it’s a… — Elizabeth Davis Copy Share Image
No one is calling me. I can’t check the answering machine because I have been here all this time. If I go… — Lydia Davis Copy Share Image
The void is ready to snatch you up like a Pac Man machine and Laskshmi is on vacation. You chant Sring -… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Texting is a lot like an answering machine. If you don't want to talk to somebody, it's like screening your calls. To… — Pat Gillick Copy Share Image
Experiencing yourself out of context, divorced from your usual point of view, skews your perspective its like hearing your voice on an… — Slash Copy Share Image
You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wait. Besides,… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
I do have a huge problem, a huge problem. In fact, worse than watching is hearing. I cannot stand to hear my… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
I think about the automobile, I think about like, when I was a kid, you know, the invention of the answering machine,… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“We don’t want the CD; we want the music it plays. We don’t want the disc; we want the storage it holds.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody has a ‘gripping stranger’ in their lives, Andy, a stranger who unwittingly possesses a bizarre hold over you. Maybe it’s the… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Fax me a fact and I'll telegram a hologram or telephone the son of man and tell him he is done. Leave… — Saul Williams Copy Share Image
You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two.… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Screening telephone calls with a receptionist or the humbler answering machine is not a dishonorable thing to do. The warmest people in… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“into our house? (Don’t expect me to know. I was fast asleep.) When I’d finally staggered downstairs on Sunday morning, I’d found… — Ann M. Martin Copy Share Image
“She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answering machine. Sure enough,… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
On September 11 one of the messages on our answering machine was from The New Yorker saying get down here right away… — Art Spiegelman Copy Share Image
“A couple months after school started that year, I just plain stopped going to see the Maje. I remember coming home one… — Stephen "Steve-O" Glover Copy Share Image
“Grown-ups aren’t supposed to talk about “best friends,” but he was among my closest and certainly my most constant friend from then… — Tim Kreider Copy Share Image
“She never opened her mail in the middle of the day. Sometimes she forgot about it for a week or more until… — Nicci French Copy Share Image
“Eventually he'd let the answering machine take over and had hidden in his studio. Where he's hidden all his life. From the… — Louise Penny Copy Share Image
“When I had the third breakdown, the mini-breakdown, I was in the late stages of writing this book. Since I could not… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
“Avis puts aside the 'Saint-Honore' and decides to embark on a new pastry. She's assembling ingredients when the phone rings in the… — Diana Abu-Jaber Copy Share Image
“I draw a line down the middle of a chalkboard, sketching a male symbol on one side and a female symbol on… — Jackson Katz Copy Share Image
“Colby Lane and Pierce Hutton had the manager of Tate’s apartment building open his door for them. They knew that Tate had… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
Gotta change my answering machine. Now that I'm alone. Cause right now it says that we, can't come to the phone. — Ne-yo Copy Share Image
“I believe leaders should be questioning machine, rather than an answering machine.” — Saji Ijiyemi Copy Share Image
I have a friend of mine who does me on his answering machine, and when I call him, I answer. It's pretty… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
Well, mi get a call from sexy Maxine. She left a message pon mi answering machine she seh Beenie… — Beenie Man Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a child of the 21st century and I prefer texting to phone calls, but I would prefer an answering machine… — Brendan Dooling Copy Share Image
You know, if you ever listen to your voice on an answering machine everyone thinks we sound dreadful. That's sort of the… — Curt Smith Copy Share Image
