Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
It's usually a spiritual thing that's preventing somebody from having happiness. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
From the time I was a kid, I'd never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I'm a sexual person. A lot of different people turn me on and have over the years, and I've always wanted to make it… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I don't like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
People feel like if they don't have a voice or a name or the spotlight, then they're invisible. But if you can't wake up… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share
